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One of my most common complaints about the genre of late is that it takes itself far too seriously. This means that even crap flicks that are usually entertaining for being crap are now just a sombre bore. That's not to say that every genre flick should have an element of the giggles about them just that there seems to be too much of the 'serious' of late even when the subject matter doesn't lend itself to serious. Director Jacob Vaughan's 'Bad Milo!' comes as a breathe of fresh air which is paradoxical given it's about a beast that lives up a guy's anus.
Duncan (Ken Marino) is stressed out. His accounting job sucks and his new office is a recycled toilet facility. On top of that he is suffering from what looks to be the worst case of irritable bowel syndrome EVER. Whenever Duncan becomes stressed a carnivorous demon pops out of his arse and dispatches the person that's the root cause of the aggravation - and there's a lot of people causing him stress.
Hazard Jack is a bulked-up war veteran suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. If that wasn't bad enough when we first meet him he has been laid off from his job too. Rather than fritter away his newly found spare time Jack fills up his day finding pretty young things to torture and kill within the uninterrupted luxury of an abandoned hospital he calls home.
A bunch of college kids decide to use the same hospital as the venue for their monthly paint-ball game. Being kids they partake in drugs, alcohol and sexy stuff, you know, the usual, unaware of the hulking, masked presence that will be doing a lot more than play 'capture the flag' with them.
There's a very good reason why the Mummy very rarely makes an appearance in horror fare. Unlike his more versatile genre relations – vampires and werewolves especially – our bandaged pal has very little that he can really do. Vampires can change form, suck blood and are sexually rampant. Werewolves can also change form, rip people to shreds and have a habit of waking up without clothes in public places. The Mummy does very little but growl and stomp around its tomb - hardly frightening is it? That's pretty much all he does again in Day of the Mummy within his very limited screen time. It's less Day of the Mummy, more A Couple of Minutes of the Mummy.
Meet our hero Jack Wells (William McNamara). He's not only an archaeologist but also a stud. We first see him with two lovely ladies in his hotel room, being pawed at as he wears little else but a towel. His sex appeal does not translate off the screen. It's hard to imagine what appeal he would have to one sexy lady let alone two! One can only assume that there is a shortage of men to appease women at the locality. He's no Indiana Jones.
Get off the streets, lock the doors and prepare for The Purge Anarchy. From the producers of Insidious and Paranormal Activity, The Purge Anarchy comes to Blu-ray and DVD on 17th November 2014 from Universal Pictures (UK). A box-set including both The Purge and The Purge: Anarchy will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on the same date.
The Purge Anarchy sees the mayhem of the purge, where one night a year, all crime including murder is legal, hit the urban sprawl of Chicago. While some purge for kicks, and some purge for revenge, some, like Shane (Zach Gilford, Devil’s Due) and Liz (Kiele Sanchez, Kingdom) just try to survive. When their car is sabotaged on their way home on the eve of the purge they are left stranded, and are relentlessly stalked as they try to find safety... until their paths cross with a well-armed purger known only as ‘Sargeant’ (Frank Grillo, Captain America: The Winter Soldier).
The New Founding Fathers of America invite you to celebrate the annual Purge, with The Purge: Anarchy on Blu-ray and DVD from 17th November from Universal Picture (UK). Pre-order your copy here:http://amzn.to/1vMr0W3. Can you #SurviveTheNight?
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